Let's make a car

That runs on Irish infants.

It would be more econmy-efficient to run on chinese infants.

Irish infants would probably provide more horsepower due to the increased lvls of alcohol in their system.

While understand what you are saying, I must respectfully disagree.

Ireland - 6 million in population.
China - 1.3 billion in population.

Sheer numbers say thaat you would have to go with Chinese. It would take alot of alcohol to make up for those numbers.

I heard baby girls run cleaner though.

im scared lol. for me AND my babies

You have babies?

let's eat the irish babies lol im so originawl

You have babies?

I made sure of it. ;o

yepp. 4 of em. maybe its 5. idk i lost track

A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!?

yea...DONT try that

Ahahaha, sounds like it'll work to me.

yepp. 4 of em. maybe its 5. idk i lost track

Damn!!!!!! Alredy? That was fast. Or are you like my sister who is 13 and has 7 husbands in europe along with 300 children all named bob and lucy?

It saddens me you're the only one who got the reference.

That is because I live with a very sarcastic family. We talk like that.

So did you get the Johnathon Swift reference I made?

i did thats why i said lets eat the irish babies lol high school education

I know you got it, but it didn't seem anyone else had.

its because im smart