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My Girl is going back on BC!
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Posted 2008-05-20, 04:50 PM
Birth-control for the friggin win, I'm so happy, what excellent news!


Anyways, besides the news that has caused me to rejoyce in my own little circle, I think mood swings and an altered appetite may come from it, but who cares.














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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:01 PM in reply to D3V's post "My Girl is going back on BC!"
Don't worry, she'll sneak in some antibiotics so you knock her up .
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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:13 PM in reply to D3V's post "My Girl is going back on BC!"
Lucky. You get sex
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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:21 PM in reply to Asamin's post starting "Lucky. You get sex"
Masturbation kind of counts, Asamin. It's like banging a tennis ball against the wall.
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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:45 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Masturbation kind of counts, Asamin...."
But sex must be so much better. You don't need to involve your hands!
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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:48 PM in reply to Asamin's post starting "But sex must be so much better. You..."
Dude, I always use my hands. Hell, if I could, I would install a leverage bar above my headboard.

Your post made my L O L!
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Posted 2008-05-20, 05:57 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Dude, I always use my hands. Hell, if I..."
Congrats, D3V. Birth Control is awesome.... and they have less periods! w00t.


What would really suck is if she was really fucked up, pretended to be on Birth Control, had sex with you and got pregnant just to get you both associated with each other for the rest of your lives.
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Posted 2008-05-21, 02:36 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Congrats, D3V. Birth Control is..."
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What would really suck is if she was really fucked up, pretended to be on Birth Control, had sex with you and got pregnant just to get you both associated with each other for the rest of your lives.
I suspect my buddy's wife may have pulled something like that. He had threatened to leave her about a month before she got pregnant.
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Posted 2008-05-21, 03:17 AM in reply to D3V's post "My Girl is going back on BC!"
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Anyways, besides the news that has caused me to rejoyce in my own little circle, I think mood swings and an altered appetite may come from it, but who cares.
James Joyce is cool.

I would personally considered chemically-induced mood swings and altered appetite a bad thing, and wouldn't like having someone I love suffering from it. Why not just use condoms?

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Posted 2008-05-21, 06:19 AM in reply to Yawgmoth's post starting "James Joyce is cool. I would..."
A few reasons: although rare, there are imperfections in condoms that can cause them to break. The morning after pill only has an effectiveness rate in the 80-something percentile range. If you're with the lucky woman who it's not working on, you're gonna have a nice fetus growing in your girl's womb.

Most women are not worse off because of birth control. It was originally developed to make periods more mild, and that is something it can do. It does have some side effects such as abnormal bleeding, weight gain, and possibly some other things which aren't so great. And if you go for methods such as the patch that use higher hormone dosages, there can be blood clots among other things.
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Posted 2008-05-21, 07:09 AM in reply to Yawgmoth's post starting "James Joyce is cool. I would..."
Like WKFF said, condoms aren't always 100%.. and hell, her doctor recommended she get on it, not me.. So i'm not going to argue.














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Posted 2008-05-21, 07:58 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Like WKFF said, condoms aren't always..."
Birth control rocks, big fan of it myself. Had sex with my ex maybe 50-60 times and every single time I got off in her. BC FTW LOL BRB GTFO
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Posted 2008-05-21, 11:21 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Birth control rocks, big fan of it..."
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Posted 2008-05-21, 12:55 PM in reply to Shining Knights's post starting "It matters not whether you win or lose;..."
Or the good ole not getting laid.
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Posted 2008-05-21, 01:36 PM in reply to Willkillforfood's post starting "Or the good ole not getting laid."
Seems to be working for me right now!

*kills self*
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Posted 2008-05-22, 06:14 AM in reply to Asamin's post starting "Lucky. You get sex"
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Lucky. You get sex
I second that sentiment. :<
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Posted 2008-05-22, 08:49 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "I second that sentiment. :<"
Birth Control is a double-edged sword, IMO. On the one hand, you're not going to have a kid. On the other, your chick might become even more insane than chicks normally are.
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Posted 2008-05-22, 09:00 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Birth Control is a double-edged sword,..."
Basically, it's a devils advocate in pill form.














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Posted 2008-05-22, 09:25 AM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Birth Control is a double-edged sword,..."
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Posted 2008-05-22, 11:05 AM in reply to Shining Knights's post starting "It matters not whether you win or lose;..."
Just stick it in her mouth. Better yet, fuck her in the eye. Best BC ever.
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