"Your Momma" jokes
 

Here's mine.

Your mom is like a brick. She's flat on both sides and get's laid by Mexicans.

your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma

Shouldnt this be in chat section

I was in a hurry. I must've sped past Chat. I just clicked on what I thought was Chat and clicked New Thread. Sorry.:shame:

You felt an urge to say a joke based on insult on moms ?

i find some yo momma jokes funny...

They're funny. They're old, but they're classics.

Closed.

no...prolly just moved

wtf!! y do you bitches always get of topic!

yo mammas like a bowling ball, gets fingered down the iles and comes back for more.

yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks, blows, and gets layed in the closet.

yo mammas like a shutter door, the more u bang it the looser it gets.

Moved... you stupid FUCKS... (As of this posting, this thread was in the flame forum.)

I remember the last time one of these was made. :(

Did Zel's popularity rating for down to 5%?

i got this from the movie...

your mom is so fat, she had a rolex in each of her fingers..

i dont find that funny, its just stuck in my mind O_o :-(

I like mj2nd

And no Eddie Zel's popularity sky rocketed up 99999%

Your mother is so absent-minded, she cannot tell the difference between a Windows and a Linux Operating System!

or

*gangsta version*
Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

MANY posts made like this... useless

Sorry oh spamLord.

::* points to them all *::

Your momma, looks like........Me!
AAHHHH!!
=)

your mommas so fat that she made jupiter the second largest object to revolve around the sun.

Your mother is a washed up, over-hyped piece of shit.

Stop stalking my mother damn it.!!!

oh what about this one...

your mom is so fat that when she stepped on a dollar bill, she made change....

Sov....I'm not stalking your mother. I'm stalking your father.

She could be in space you idiot! Pwn shika pwn...

but still though if the initial "throw" was towards the ground / earth and she missed then that would be REALLY REALLY stupid... because we have several reasons "why" it should not hit the floor. for instance
~ if the initial throw, or push was NOT more than 1.33 feet per second then...... (if you are reading this whole post, again...you have too much free time :-P)...its just a freakin joke !!!

Your mom is so ugly not even Deckard Cain can identify her.

Now that the smoke's gone, and the air is all clear, those who were watching got a new kind of fear.

HAHA...omg thats the best 1 so far


yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers
yo momma is such a slut that shes like a hardware store 4 cents a screw
yo momma is stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and started singin "i have the power"
yo momma is so fat she was baptized at sea world
yo momma is so ugly she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept
yo momma is so ugly she look out the window and gets arrested for mooning
yo momma is so fat she got hit by a bus she got up and said "stop pushing"
yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
yo momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skitles came out
yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator
yo momma is so fat she sat in the ocean and sunk the titanic
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Who's the guy from your joke Chruser?

Deckard Cain identifies your items for free in Diablo 2.

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OMG...u dont know deckard cain...

he's from d2...lol...he identifies unidentified items

Hence what Robotic Silence said...

I don't play Diablo.

he posted in the same minute...it wasnt there when i began typing my post

I'm gonna hack and slash, cut another hole in your ass!

o yea... well...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world.

Your momma is so fat, Chruser wants to conquer her!