"Your Momma" jokes

Here's mine.

Your mom is like a brick. She's flat on both sides and get's laid by Mexicans.

your mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma

Shouldnt this be in chat section

I was in a hurry. I must've sped past Chat. I just clicked on what I thought was Chat and clicked New Thread. Sorry.

You felt an urge to say a joke based on insult on moms ?

i find some yo momma jokes funny...

They're funny. They're old, but they're classics.

Closed.

no...prolly just moved

wtf!! y do you bitches always get of topic!

yo mammas like a bowling ball, gets fingered down the iles and comes back for more.

yo mammas like a vacume cleaner sucks, blows, and gets layed in the closet.

yo mammas like a shutter door, the more u bang it the looser it gets.

Moved... you stupid FUCKS... (As of this posting, this thread was in the flame forum.)

I remember the last time one of these was made.

Did Zel's popularity rating for down to 5%?

i got this from the movie...

your mom is so fat, she had a rolex in each of her fingers..

i dont find that funny, its just stuck in my mind O_o :-(

I like mj2nd

And no Eddie Zel's popularity sky rocketed up 99999%

Your mother is so absent-minded, she cannot tell the difference between a Windows and a Linux Operating System!

or

*gangsta version*
Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

MANY posts made like this... useless

Sorry oh spamLord.

::* points to them all *::

Your momma, looks like........Me!
AAHHHH!!
=)

your mommas so fat that she made jupiter the second largest object to revolve around the sun.

Your mother is a washed up, over-hyped piece of shit.