I've discovered that when you wake up in the morning after drinking, it takes about 30 seconds for your brain to really kick in and remind you of what you did the night before. That first 30 seconds can result in some pretty interesting thoughts as you try to piece together exactly where you are and what happened to get you there. This was my thought process upon waking up today:
*eyes open*
this isnt my room
ok, im at nikki's place
and i have a headache
i drank a bit
i have bite marks on my neck
scratches across my back
and theres an arm across my chest
and it belongs to a naked girl
where are my clothes?
*brain wakes up*
Incidentally, I love parties.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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