I've discovered that when you wake up in the morning after drinking, it takes about 30 seconds for your brain to really kick in and remind you of what you did the night before. That first 30 seconds can result in some pretty interesting thoughts as you try to piece together exactly where you are and what happened to get you there. This was my thought process upon waking up today:
*eyes open*
this isnt my room
ok, im at nikki's place
and i have a headache
i drank a bit
i have bite marks on my neck
scratches across my back
and theres an arm across my chest
and it belongs to a naked girl
where are my clothes?
*brain wakes up*
Incidentally, I love parties.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
I had that this morning.
1. Wake up on top of a pizza box.
2. Look around, in my dorm.
3. Realize I have to pee like hell.
4. Start to get out of bed, shit i'm on the top bunk
5. Climb down, oh shit my head hurts.
6. Parties are fun.
1) Wake Up on my bed with my ipod and computer on my chest
2) Realize that i am in fact in my room which is a good thing but realized that i didnt fall asleep here
3) Get out of the top punk to find a note on my wall
4) Find out that my friend was taken to the hospital and i was to follow in my other friends car
5) Find my friends keys in my pocket and find my friend under my bed in my laundry
6) Wake him up and send him to the bathroom cause he has to puke
7) follow to pee
8) Meet people in the bathroom i dont know but realize that i was in thier room the night before stealing thier alcohol
9) Get back to my room to find my ex and friends yelling at me cause i yelled at them at 3 in the morning cause they were to loud
10) Called an " insensitive man" and i yell "blow me again"
11) apologize and beg for forgiveness
12) Change out of my clothes and find a bit mark on my nipple
13" shower and clean up
14) Scream at the top of my lungs whats going on
15) memory hits me like a fucken truck and i remember the entire night
16) Bite mark in a kings game by a hot chick
That was my night and i didnt blackout. I just had a tough time remembering. Yes a friend of mine went to the hopital and anothber past out in full stride towards my futon but missed and fell into my laundry. My ex and friend forgave me but i still laugh saying blow me again. Oh well haha hope u all had a great night as well
Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
It's a distinct possibility. One is all but guaranteed, sober or drunk. 2 or 3 is possible drunk (or on E, which I suspect they might be tonight). 4 or 5 is unlikely, but worth the try
Je suis un pimp.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
Out in this cold hearted world is a warm sense that comes from only one. It is true cause his name states what kind of person he is. With honor comes glory and with glory comes GLORY GAMER
The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.
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