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Posted 2004-01-23, 08:50 PM
Any type of joke, Blone, Your momma, Racial, Whatever floats your boat.
I've got a few.


Whats wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in an escalade?


It seats 5!!



How do you get 16 niggers in a Voltswagen??


Fill it with Food stamps!!


How do you get em out?


Throw in a job application!


...Picture this, A mexican, A jew, and a Nigger are flying in a plane, and they all jump out at the same time to their death..... Who hits the ground first?


...Who cares!haha














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Posted 2004-01-28, 08:26 PM in reply to D3V's post "Post a Joke!"
What does 50-Cent say when you knit him a sweater?


Gee, you knit? Hehehehehehehe Thank you, Thank you. I'm here all week.
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Posted 2004-01-30, 05:45 PM in reply to DrowningOnAir's post starting "What does 50-Cent say when you knit him..."
Hah, that was actually pretty funny.














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Posted 2004-01-30, 06:22 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "Hah, that was actually pretty funny."
Corny, but kinda funny.
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Posted 2004-01-30, 06:31 PM in reply to uncapped's post starting "Corny, but kinda funny."
ok... four guys are on a plane. A Polish guy, an English guy, a Mexican guy, and an American guy. The pilot says "Im sorry, the plane is too heavy, if we dont lose 3 people, we are all going to crash." So the Polish guy steps up and says "im gonna do this for my country" and jumps out. THe English guy says "Im also gonna do this for my country" and jumps out as well. Then, the American guy turns to the Mexican guy and says, "Im going to do this for our country," picks up the Mexican and tosses him out of the plane.
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Posted 2004-01-31, 05:23 PM in reply to Mydogisyourdog's post starting "ok... four guys are on a plane. A..."
old worn out joke but still decent
"Every harem has its eunuch" - Ridicule
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