So fun killing them with a barb though, especially their comments:
"If you didn't run away I would win"
"If you were naked I would win"
"If you were not using dr I would win"
"If I wasn't lagging with 45 ping I would win"
"If you didn't teleport I would win"
"If you didn't throw rancid gas potions I would win"
"If you didn't have good gear I would win"
"If you didn't have any life I would win"
"If you weren't using noob ebotd I would win"
"If you weren't using weapons I would win"
"If you weren't using enigma I would win"
"If you weren't using high resists I would win"
"If you weren't using absorb I would win"
"If I had a higher defense enigma I would win"
"If you didn't use bo I would win"
"If you didn't have so much mana leech I would win"
"If you didn't have so much life leech I would win"
"If you didn't do so much damage I would win"
"If you stood still I would win"