He's not drunk, drunk people don't act like retards on the internet, trust me. Being perfectly wasted does not impair yourself to this degree. He's faking it in an effort to be 'cool' with the Zelaron crowd. Sigh. The only thing wrong with him is that it's way past his bedtime.
His title is "Linkin Park Fan." If that doesn't scream Poser-desperate-to-be-liked, I don't know what does.
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