Stop lieing! No woman in their right mind would even think about conversing with you or your other ugly half. Unless of course she is a 4 foot mutant midget, as depicted in Dan's sig...
you are lying. He gets all the girls and I have no idea how he does it. The same girls who like him tell me I am too NICE. Well if I am too nice for them then I should start being mean to them like my brother is and maybe they will like me.
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