Stop lieing! No woman in their right mind would even think about conversing with you or your other ugly half. Unless of course she is a 4 foot mutant midget, as depicted in Dan's sig...
you are lying. He gets all the girls and I have no idea how he does it. The same girls who like him tell me I am too NICE. Well if I am too nice for them then I should start being mean to them like my brother is and maybe they will like me.
You didn't even look at my signature did you. She isn't on my signature anymore because I got tired of hearing people bitch about it. If you even try to complain about my new signature you will be wasting your time because this one is staying.
Anywho, Raz you make a good chooice, I don't think anyone with a right mind would go after a married with 2 children's girl... Well I did go after a two year older, with boyfriend and CUTE girl.. but that's like the limit.