Jaguars 3-0 Baby!

Firstly, not a fucking chance.

Bartrum: 2 receptions, 18 yards, 1 TD.
Smith: 10 receptions, 150 yards, 2 TDs.
Lewis: 11 receptions, 101 yards.

That is hardly 3 catches. Get your facts straight. That is sick.

Secondly, lets break down those other shitty teams:

Giants: Eagles scored 31 points. Redskins scored an astouding 14! And holy shit, the Browns scored a whopping 10! I guess it was a fluke though, huh? Let me guess, their secondary played normally against us, then phenominally against the other two?

Vikings: Cowboys scored 17, Eagles 27, and the Bear 22. Again, we must have gotten lucky..

Lions: Bears 16, Texans 16, Eagles 30. Wow, maybe I'm just that dense, huh?

Thirdly, I'd certainly hope Peyton won't throw another 5 TDs against the Jags. Not many QBs ever throw a single, that's one (1), of those games. What makes you think he would do it in back-to-back games? If he doesn't throw more than 1, then I can guarantee Edgerrin will run at least 1 in. If you win this game, I'll show a little more respect, but how you so dim-wittedly (I will explain in my next point) pointed out, the Jacksonville Jaguars have not earned that.

Finally, are you serious? I don't know how football is played in Jacksonville, but the rest of the league plays 16 games, and couldn't possibly end up with a 5-10 record. GG..

You are correct sir, only time will tell.