Jaguars 3-0 Baby!

Firstly, not a fucking chance.

Bartrum: 2 receptions, 18 yards, 1 TD.
Smith: 10 receptions, 150 yards, 2 TDs.
Lewis: 11 receptions, 101 yards.

That is hardly 3 catches. Get your facts straight. That is sick.

Secondly, lets break down those other shitty teams:

Giants: Eagles scored 31 points. Redskins scored an astouding 14! And holy shit, the Browns scored a whopping 10! I guess it was a fluke though, huh? Let me guess, their secondary played normally against us, then phenominally against the other two?

Vikings: Cowboys scored 17, Eagles 27, and the Bear 22. Again, we must have gotten lucky..

Lions: Bears 16, Texans 16, Eagles 30. Wow, maybe I'm just that dense, huh?

Thirdly, I'd certainly hope Peyton won't throw another 5 TDs against the Jags. Not many QBs ever throw a single, that's one (1), of those games. What makes you think he would do it in back-to-back games? If he doesn't throw more than 1, then I can guarantee Edgerrin will run at least 1 in. If you win this game, I'll show a little more respect, but how you so dim-wittedly (I will explain in my next point) pointed out, the Jacksonville Jaguars have not earned that.

Finally, are you serious? I don't know how football is played in Jacksonville, but the rest of the league plays 16 games, and couldn't possibly end up with a 5-10 record. GG..

You are correct sir, only time will tell.

*6-10

Dude but nonetheless, The Jaguars are going to EXPLODE this week against the Colts, and the Eagles are going to lose. Time will prove me right again.

How are you going to feel when both your predictions are proven false?

Good luck having Brian Leftwich carrying the team. I wouldn't want him leading a special olympics relay, nonetheless a professional football team..

So, D3V, did you manage to catch the game?

BA-ZING!!!!

WHat happened?

Colts won, of course.

Yes, Colts won, Peyton threw 2 TDs, Edg ran 1 in, and the Eagles routed the Bears. 0-2 D3V! Eat it bitch!