The Holiday of Fireworks

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.

Yeah.

I live in missouri, a guy sells home-ade m80's for 4 bucks each.. He also sells half-sticks for 7$ each.

Gah. Getting dynamite here is no problem. It's just their cost .

What does it cost you?

A friend of my brothers knows the guy that sells half sticks, so he could probabally get them 4-5 a piece .

I've got 5 bucks to spend on fireworks. Its all l33t though, because i'm going with a rich family.

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick .

20 is kinda steep, but with a kitchen knife some duct tape some spare wicks and a creative mind, you can get your money's worth.

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick .

Holy god..

Thats 10 for a half-stick. That sucks!

Once again Slaynish shows us his incredible knowledge in the art of division. Thank you captain obvious.

When was the last time he showed us his "(deserving a sarcastic tag)incredibly knowledge in (of*) the art of division"?

Next time you are making a cynical comment, please base it in fact.