The Holiday of Fireworks

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.

Me and 2 friends went to a couple neighboorhoods and blew up 2 mailboxes with fireworks, PWN.

I wouldn't do that, me and my friends around New Year's Day drove around blowing up mailboxes, then we thought it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets at cars on the highway. Then we thought it would be a good idea to throw them and let them spray on the road. With our last bottle rocket left ( we were there around 2 hours mind you ) a cop drove over the hill and arrested 2 of my friends but, me and me other 2 friends lit it outta there and they gave up in to him but I didn't. Funny thing is I walked down the road to my friends house, and right when I got on the road the cop came around the corner, so I ran behind this house and layed down on the pavement, he was spotlighting right by me for about 5 minutes, I coulda swore he saw me. Then after he left I continued to walk down the street. Then at a creek, he came over the hill again, so I dashed sideways and dove into the brush, and fell about 15 feet, didn't know there was a hill there. Then when I got to my friends house I had to give myself up anways so it was all for nothing. Anyways, it's not a good idea to run from the cops ...

Usually I end up going to Missouri to get better shit, they don't sell good fireworks in Illinois.

Yeah.

I live in missouri, a guy sells home-ade m80's for 4 bucks each.. He also sells half-sticks for 7$ each.

Gah. Getting dynamite here is no problem. It's just their cost .

What does it cost you?

A friend of my brothers knows the guy that sells half sticks, so he could probabally get them 4-5 a piece .

I've got 5 bucks to spend on fireworks. Its all l33t though, because i'm going with a rich family.

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick .

20 is kinda steep, but with a kitchen knife some duct tape some spare wicks and a creative mind, you can get your money's worth.

Only one person sells them here.... for 20 a stick .

Holy god..

Thats 10 for a half-stick. That sucks!

Once again Slaynish shows us his incredible knowledge in the art of division. Thank you captain obvious.