On Suicidal Thoughts

Aparently during their lifetime, everyone seriously contemplates suicide. There'as and average figure somewhere, but I can't find it.

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I think I'll have to agree with MJ about cutting wrists.

There's a lad in my form, he says he's gay etc. (in fact, there's a great story about this, I'll add it on to the end of the post), and last year, no in Year 8, he kept on saying he was gonna commit suicide and shit, he kept on running a scissor blade over his wrists and shit like that. And man alive was he attention seeking. First of all he says he's gay, ATTENTION SEEKING, when he is obviously not, and then he says he is about to commit suicide. Wtf?

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OK, so he said he was gay. One lunch he was sat on his bill talking into his mobile. When someone asked what he was doing, he said he was talking to his bf. So, we rang his mobile, (don't ask how we had his number, just one of those things, probably for prank calls etc) and it rang in his hand. And did we laugh.

That whole post was too hard to understand..

No shit. You suck ass, Lenny.

As for suicide: Life's a garden, dig it.

I think everyone should commit suicide...that way, everyone dies!

Life's a garden... dig it.

Life's cocaine...inject it into your system and get all hyper and happy!

One lunch he was sat on his bill talking into his mobile.

The fuck.

Sat on his bill --> All alone, with no-one.

Bill --> Billy Tod --> Cockney rhyming slang for "own" --> as in on their own.

Don't know why it is rhyming slang.