So.. I call my lawyer

I think people in the country are far worse than in NYC.

Indeed, as country folk tend to be xenophobic.

I also have the special privledge to live in a sport tourist town, and work in a sport tourist hotel. 80% of the guests are suburban morons. The males are of two archetypes: tall and wide shouldered beer-bellied ex-jocks who believe they can get everything they want just by raising their voice, and quiet yet hyper and jumpy nerdy guys who probably do weird things to the bedding.

The females are just one kind: cookie cutter suburban wives who all look, talk, and walk exactly the same way. This is an annoying sneerish kind of way, as if everyone else is below them. I think having an original thought would probably cause them a mental breakdown.

Their kids are the resulting mixture of self-entitlement attitude and "my dad can beat up your dad" based needless arrogance. The kids are all also exactly the same. Many of them are A.D.D. and can't sit down quietly for a goddamn minute.

As one drunk tourist at the restaurant explained it, "this place is great! You just drop the kids off for the week, ditch the wife, go drinking and pick up chicks at the bar!"

Sounds like a slice of heaven. = /

Some of the guests are genuinely nice and I love helping them out, but they are almost exclusively there for some other reason than the typical sports fans. [Weddings, opera, etc]

It's gotten to the point where my friends and I can point out tourists by the state they originated from. Solely on appearance or by driving habits (when license plate is obscured.)

Where exactly is this at?...

What's with you and all the personal information? This isn't facebook.

I'm just curious, you don't have to answer if you don't want you, I mean it's not like anybody would actually like to see you in person or anything. It's more-so of do you live in an orlando type area, or something less fun, because you can find people like that, well, just about Everywhere.