My Funny for today

Those people did not deserve a diploma.

Teaching this woman how to double-click was easily the highlight of my day.

WHY DO I WORK WITH SO MANY RETARDS? You know how when kittens discover a worm and paw at it and then jump away? That's the way it is with every single co-worker of mine and computers.

Technology, people. It isn't going away. Step up your fucking game.

Here is my funny for the day. My mom and dad are rather..."special" when it comes to computers, My mom was looking online and she goes "Umm, Hey, What does this WWW mean infront of everything on the little bar." I just sort of looked at her funny and said "Umm...World Wide Web..." She blinked and said "Ooooooooooooooooooooh!!! I GET IT!!!!!!!!"

You know how when kittens discover a worm and paw at it and then jump away? That's the way it is with every single co-worker of mine and computers.

Dude, dude. That shit made me literally LOL and "coworker 1" was like WTF are you laughing at.

Kinda funny too, because I had my headphones on while I laughed, and took them off right after, and apparently she just was telling coworker #2 that her friend had a miscarriage, so it was a bad situation. And another addition to my daily funny.

Wow, no real funny for today. It was essentially a slow ass normal Tuesday with nothing spectacular going on or anything, it's been a shitty day, i'll try and give you one tomorrow.

Well today I find out that I may have a possible stalker in the office somewhere, not as funny but is somewhat funny? Co-worker #1 had to tell me and I guess I have to call her after I get off to find out the real details about it, this is kinda creeper for real.

Nothing too unusually funny. Damn. Work has sucked since they restructured our office.

Lol. No matter how old you get, and how serious the subject matter, we all still act like primary school kids regardless of our age.

I know something you don't know!
Ooooh, what?
Not telling you!
Go on... pretty please?
You got a stalker!! *giggle*
More! More!
No.
Please?
No.
Aw, come on!
No.
I'll be your friend!
Later.
Fine.


We all did it when we were ten. We all did it when we were fourteen. We all did/do it when we're eighteen (heaven knows I've had it happen to me this term - Lenny! Lenny! Who do you fancy? Come on! I won't tell! Lenny! It's later now, Lenny. You promised you'd tell me!). And it seems we're destined to do it in the office.

Hahahah, Lenny, you have a very valid point.

I've noticed this too, it occurs to me more and more now. Remember back when you were a kid in elementary school? If you liked a girl, what would you do? You would push her into the sandbox, take her toy and call her a name. That mentality is stuck into both the girl's and boy's head all the way through growing up, and it doesn't change no matter how old you get. Which is why operation asshole is so successful.