Originally posted by Hellmonkeys People die every 5 seconds or so (can't remember the exact number). So, do you go crying every 5 seconds because someone died? If someone got a dildo shoved so far up his ass and died, would you laugh? I bet you would.
Actually something like that once happen when a chick was busy shoving a broom stick up her cunt on top of a fridge but then she fell down ass first
Ummm... yeah, she lived, with a broom stick shove up her ass, that is.:O)
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.