Click here if you're bored and have absolutely nothing better to do

You are too bored even for me!
Congratulations. You have either sat and watched my boring game for a half hour, or you have figured out how to cheat enough to get you into the winner's circle (which proves just as well that you have way too much time on your hands), or perhaps you are either asleep or dead. If you aren't, then ponder the thought that instead of watching this stupidity, you could have seen an entire TV sitcom, complete with commercials (or an infomercial for that matter, complete with phony commercials) in the time it's taken to watch this (I leave as an exercise to the reader to judge which is the bigger waste of time). In any case, I've wasted enough time on you. Go rent a movie or something!
Coming soon: Fabulous prizes(not)

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