Your job is alot more dangerous than you think. What if you are reloading shelves and you see a kid running at you . . you try to dodge him . . but you fall into the shelves, causing them to tumble . . like dominoes. Killing everyone in the store but a few select people smart enough to run. Now see, your job isn't boring?!
Hes right! kids DO run in stores! and shelves DO tumble! What are YOU to DO?