One/Two/Three Word Story Thread!

not.

But oh so

oh so very

brilliant & strikingly handsome?

"Muwahahahaha" says the

angry young man

'you're aboslutey right!'

One day, a nigga came up to hustler magazine,and applied that the manager is being very sucky at his h4x0r skillz, plus his ass looks like a fat chick. Anyway the nigga found a dollar lying in a pile of really bad grapes. When he jumped on the counter and grabbed the grapes, he licked his ass. With the dollar he slapped his sister for giving him STD's. Also the nigga had a big blue couch which he often made his girlfriend do nasty things on. Then his mom found out about what those stains were, so he licked the pants clean to find nothing but fluids. Then his slut came and sucked the orange juice off his dirty dirty dirty Elmo Doll and pet yak. So Da Nigga, named Krewzer, decided to visit da whorehouse down on Fifth avenue to visit his grandma and fu*k his crackwhore. Krewzer needed to buy more coke, but can't find his Pimpmobile. So Krewzer decides to drop a visit to his mom's house to beg her for some cash. He succeeds, but gets $3 only. "$3?" he says. "Screw this!" Krewzer gets very mad n'stole his poor'o grandma's money back at the bitch's house. He preceeds to light up his favorite Blunt the Optimo. Then the nigga realized how racist that jizmo is, when it comes to nothing. And also how much of a fool slaynish is when he accomplishes to portray himself as being well, a fool. A fool who does nothing but tpye wronge and kick jizmo's ass with a lobster tail. And then some mod closed this thread because you found a statement that was a pic of Doofus_AW sticking his cls sign up his ass so he could pry out Titusfied, who'll kill him, in his dreams, while sleepwalking. Doofus realized he was gangbanged by males that were quite large in their minds, and their peckers smelled exactly like Doofus' mom. And so did their fucking animals. Later on, while Doofus_AW was lubricating his monkey, his mom walked off a cliff and fell 1000000000000000000000000000000000 miles into a garbage dump without floors or walls and that smelt like shit. He got out of the pimpmobile that he hi-jacked from Krewzer and tied him to the pole next to the country Holland. He was suddenly confused and threw feces in the air, then attempted to stick his finger in to lose it somehow. The guy then looked around for gay things and the magical gerbil of extreme power who could turn anything and anyone into flying toasters. Unfortunately, it doesn't make toast, just bread crumbs that tasted like chicken. But rather, it tasted like pork with a hint of cajun seasoning so i thought "I'll sell it!" for one hundred and fifty three thousand Rubbles, and then convert it to Canadian Dollars, which are worthless and smell like hockey pucks that were stuck on a bumpy part of Doofus_AW's Genital herpes. It wasnt a pretty sight when his sister took three men's toe fungus, sniffed them, and exclaimed, "WOW thats really fungus-y, maybe I'll eat chinese food tonight!" Maybe Doofus's fat mostorous penis will fall off (but maybe not) in his moms mouth (but it didnt) when she deepthroated the confused guy's balls next to titusfied's gay mind. Then, there were some more very odd painful jizmo slayings. Suddenly an elephant, that was pink, stomped on the purple nipple of the flying donkey that Adrena toked out from the zoo. Man, Adrena is really skinny and handsome. Could Strider Fury be an illiterate sack of incredible mathematical theories? I doubt it not. But how about oh so oh so very brilliant & strikingly handsome? "Muwahahahaha" says the angry young man, "you're aboslutely right!"

"I have Herpes!"