It's official: All women are lesbians

Why are all the men in porno's so damn unattractive????

Because porn is created with the purpose of catering to men in mind. The idea is that if "random dude A" is watching "random dude B" bone a hot chick, it gives "random dude A" the impression that maybe someday he will have the same opportunity. That, and for some reason, guys find disgusting porn stars amusing. Look at Ron Jeremy.