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The war rages on. Acer and Knight Rider fling themselves to the ground. They crawl in an attempt to sneak closer to the man sitting in the chair. The snuck around to surprise him. But it was them, not he, who was surprised. For when they arose to strike, he wasn't in the chair. They looked around in bewilderment. Then Acer groaned with pain as a sword sliced throgh his stomach. KR took one look at his fallen comrade and fled with his tail between his legs.