The reason Vollstecker's pic is funny is beacuse of the name of the sword.
On another note, why is everyone so interested in the stats of the weapon and its lack of sockets when those things really have nothing to do with the humor? O_o
And I'd write out the defintion for Evisceration, but doing so would talk away from the magic of me knowing something others do not. (I bet the next person to post will post it just to make me cry. ;_; )