You know you play too much SC when...

* You call your house your "Nexus."
* You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
* You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
* You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
* You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
* You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
* You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
* You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
* Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
* Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
* You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
* Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
* The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
* You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
* You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
* You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
* Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
* You call your school bully a Dragoon.
* You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
* You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
* You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
* You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
* You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
* You think babies come from Gateways.
* Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
* You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
* You try to Optical Flare your dog.
* You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
* You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
* You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
* You go by your Battle.net alias.
* You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
* You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
* You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
* You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
* You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
* You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
* You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
* You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
* You name your son Fenix.
* You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
* The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
* You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
* You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
* You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
* You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
* You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.

not funny

I thought it was hilarious..

'send your siblings to scout neighbors yard'

You must not even know what scouting is

Funny but old, dun remember where I saw it before.

scouting is checking out, derr. But i have seen so many of these that it is just not funny anymore. Sry kaos, didnt mean to put ya down.

OMFG. Mydogisyourdog thinks they aren't funny. What-ever shall we do? Is this the end of the world as we know it?! Let's all pray that Mydogisyourdog will be happy again and won't destroy us...

ass

Owned.

there two i found funny.

You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
and
You name your son Fenix.

i thought it was semi sorta funny

that was pretty funny...nvr seen it b4 btw

nething like this for d2?

My buddy list has the most people under the category "/f L"

Owned.

how the fuck is that owned? i said sry for raining on his parade, didnt i? then he went and was an ass.

"We must join our bretheren in battle!" Ok, I play too much SC, because I DID say this =). Friend was in a fight and I really went and said these exact words. A real coincidence that you placed it up =D. Oh, as for the outcome of the fight, three of us gave the guy a beatdown for pinching his girl's @ss. Sadly, after he left, the guy came back with a few more guys and me and my friend got the beatdown after. Ohhh the pain... Well, it was years ago so doesn't matter really.

Yeah Well I thought it was really funny... :P Maybe just cause I overplay starcraft too

Hey darkend your new.

Welcome to Zelaron.

wow good job pointing otu the obvious :P
Thanks

i saw this kind of thread years ago in gamewinners.com, it was funny at first but after a while.....u know.

i saw this kind of thread years ago in gamewinners.com, it was funny at first but after a while.....u know.

yea i know it got fucking old but its still funny because i havent seen it in a long time