house parties

Dumbest thing in the world would be throwing a house party while your parents are away. Your house gets mad dirty, stuff usually is broken, it smells like smoke and beer. I dont see why people would want to deal with all this. What do you guys think?

I'm an anti-social nerd/geek/freak/forum whore, therefore I don't have parties. Nor do I go to parties.

Except for that halloween party...

But anyway, I think it's incredibly moronic of people to do that. So that's why you convince someone else to do it and not get in trouble yourself.

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I wanna go to a pr0n party, y0.

Wow, peolpe are actually more pathetic that I had imagined.

Well, my solution, (if you actually have friends) is if you don't want to have a house party, have a Bom Fire! DUH! Drinkin' outta the keg, hangin out, watching fire, great times...

Don't you mean a Bon Fire? Or perhaps a Bomb fire? Personally, I think that small parties with a tight group of friends is the best way to go. Go out for a meal, watch some movies. Have a sweaty hot pillow fight that leads to an orgy. Good fun.

when i go to parties is usually my sister's friends who live alone or their parents dont give a shit........

Yeah. That's always nice. I wish I lived alone. :-T

house parties are always good if their not in your own house.

and if you jet when its over so that you don't have to help clean up

i go to other peoples parties that i dont know.
(step 1) the first thing u do is find the drunkest people there and make friends with them. u gota act hella cool to em and like uv known them for hella days. that way if sumone asks who u are the drunks will be like i know that kid hes hella cool.

(step 2) get drunk have fun off other peoples shit.

(step 3) once drunk wander the house scoping out where everything is. if people ask wut ur doin in a random room say ur lookin for the bathroom.

(4) load ur pockets with anything u can find! games cameras software movies cd's wutever.

(5) wait till drink runs dry and offer to go on beer run. make sure u have to much shit in ur car to fit nyone else, or have a friend doin the same thing as u r. this way none of the people come with u.

(6) drop all the shit u stole at ur house or wherever, get the drink or come back and say they wouldnt sell to u.

(7) ur in the clear! u just robbed sumone and if they question u in the morning ( they probly will cause they dont know u) u can be like dude search me and my car i didnt take shit. then after the heat dies down and u "help" them try and find who did it u can bounce and revel in the glory of a night of free drink and new toys!

PS. i do this alot it realy works!

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i usualy go on cigaret runs not drink cause im not 21. or i have one of my friends doin the same thing as me and we pretend we dont know eachother till we go on the run and hes all like i got room for one person whos comin then i chime in. works fuckin great everytime! u gota have good shmoozing skills though. and be a good lier

lier.

I hit M, instead of N.

OMG, National State of Emergency, the NERDY ASS ENGLISH MAJOR IS AFTER ME!!

Who me?

Hrm, it's nice to know you have morals, haplo. Because stealing computers would be way too tough!

I once saw a blimp.

have partys at friends houses...

My mom used to be gone almost every night at work and I never had a party.

My house gets trashed when ym parents are home.

House parties own, dude. What doesn't own is me having to peel a drunk guy off a stoner girl and then get shit from the guy for the next few days. This always happens..