50 things to do before u get old

Mine are all bad things.. iwant to be a badguy kinda.. not bad but devious.. I dont have 50 but id like u to all help me out and let me do it.

1: Go to a fair and go to every stall and trow out the toilet paper inside the bowl so that people cant wipe.

2: Go to a photo booth and stick a sex logo onto the camera.. a shillouette of people having sex so when people get their pictures theyre covered by sexed up shadows

3: Do something sexual in public... infront of everybody

4: streak

5: put peanut butter over a toilet seat in public

6: Shit in a towel and hide it behind a toilet seat so it smells =/

7: Super glue locks on a few cars in the same parking lot

8: Hide in a garbage when the garbageman comes, pop out and scare the shit out of him

9: fart in a very crowded place a few times in the same day

10: *probably wont do but still funnny* shit my pants and walk to crowded places.. would be funny but... prolly not gotta get guts first

11: Pretend not to speak a certain language and buy something at the store without laughing

12: Pretend to be retarded and not speak right.. forcing people to say ''What?'' at everything i say


think of more?

13: fart in one of yoru deans faces

Get married + have kids.

piss in a tub of punch/wopp

come on guys. pool full of green jello!

17. Take a water gun fill it up with piss and squirt it at people.

18. Sledgehammer + Honda Civic. Nuff said.

19. Kill all the squirrels.

20. Kill rusher

(200th post)

21.Kill p1ng

Excellent retaliation.

22. Jump off a building and live.

24. on halloween, crap on someones door step, but cover it with leaves...then watch and wait!

25 -
- Join an orgy.

26 -
- (For guys) Experience Gay Sex.
- (For girls) Experience Lesbian Sex.

27 Pass highschool

Oh! Yay! I already did 27!

28. Have sex in a movie theater. During the Movie. A childrens movie.

28. Have sex in a movie theater. During the Movie. A childrens movie.

With children? Eep! :T

29. Hurt people beyond forgiveness.
30. Commit suicide while enjoying the thought of making the ones you hurt live with their suffering as they gradually get old and decay.

I don't want to ever go to summer school thats what I am trying to accomplish.

Hm...

31. Write a fake suicide note blaming your death on everyone you know for the stupidest reasons, and then go into hiding for a month or two. Make people wallow in their despairs and laugh from afar.

32 Shoot and kill anyone who does 31. Thats not cool at all -_-