Worst Physical Pain

Welllllll, There was this one time when I was dared / paid to eat 3 habanaro peppers, HOLY SHIT, DO NOT TRY THIS ANYWHERE, I think it IS the hottest pepper in the world, and we had a few of em laying around, So me and muh friends got bored and they paid me 20 bucks to eat 3 of em in one bite, I don't really remember much because as soon as I bit into them, I think I passed out, because the pain was so unbearable.

There was another time when I was a bit younger and I was riding to the store to get candy or something, and I was trying to cross traffic, I waited, waited, and waited , Then FINALLY theres an open spot for me and my bike to dart across, then this ass hole comes flying by in his stupid peice of shit little geo looking thing and the fucker hits my back tire, this catches the bike and I get ejected I think it was offically 33 feet. After I got up the guy told me I was a fucking retard and he pulled it from his car and sped off. My elbow was fractured and the asphault tore up my skin.