...Because it has too many trees? Teh fux? Couldn't you think of better reasons to hate Canada than that? The other three are (kinda, but not really. I don't like the cold myself.) understandable, but Jebus. Tree's!
Ugh...Anyway. I camp with people once a year from Canada, and they're rather nice people as well. Then again, it's really not my choice to camp with them.