Stupid Quotes

Here is one similar to that
"it is better to be a smartass than a dumbass"

And we can't forget the ever over-used.

"WAAASSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP"

"Nazis < Jews"

LMAO, funny.

"If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?"

LMAO, funny. "If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?"

I'm a simple question, Norm. A baby could answer it. If you were a hotdog, would ya eat yourself? I know I would. I'd cover myself in mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious.

Family guy quote:
Peter:where playing texas style poker.
Bill gates(i think): aces high or low?
Peter:They go both ways
Bill Gates" he said they go both ways
Peter, Bill and two other guys laugh
Ted Turner: Like a bisexual
Peters step dad: That was the joke

/quote

Nice ones so far, heres another

"stupid is as stupid does"

whoever made this quote was either drunk or of course... stupid due to the grammar

"Nazis < Jews"

I choked on my fettucini alfredo.