Holy fucking shit ROFL

The most nonemergent ER visit: A male adolescent came in at 2 a.m. with a complaint of belly button lint.



omg rofl

The most nonemergent ER visit: A male adolescent came in at 2 a.m. with a complaint of belly button lint. omg rofl

that was me.I thought it would kill me

Yeah, sorta interesting to read, but not very funny.

You dont find a POTATO growing in a vagina even teh slightest bit humorous.

Some of that stuff gave me a light chuckle, but also made me think.

And hate to sound mean, but that wasn't mecessary, HandOfHeaven.

I concur, very unecessary. There's a whole site dedicated to funny as fuck 911 calls, I'll try to find it.

Who the hell is that in your sig?

His mom...

if your refering to danxIII its his girlfriend.

graviton did u really think that the person in dan's sig was his mom?

graviton did u really think that the person in dan's sig was his mom?

Who cares? She is ugly anyways.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

I think he was trying to say I am younger than I say I am by saying that she is my mom.

Who cares? She is ugly anyways.

go to hell where you belong HandofHeaven. She is my girlfriend just to show you that Sovereign wasn't just making it up.She is younger than me but I don't give a shit.

Looks like he's 13 in your sig.