kaos said:
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they call marijuana a "recreational drug".
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Hi there little boys and girls
today we're gonna learn how to annoy some squirrels
but first I'd like you to meet my friend bob
say hi bob
bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he dont gotta job cuz bob sits and home and smokes pot
but his 12 yr old brother looks up to him an awful lot
and bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
and waits in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
when its late and the lot gets dark
and fakes like he walks his dog
drag em in the woods and goes strait for the choppin block
and even if they escaped and got the cops
the ladies would all be so afraid they'd drop the charge
till one night Mrs Stacey went off the job
and she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
but stacy knew it was bob and said knock it off
bub bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
crazier than slim shady is off the vodka
you couldnt even take him to dre's to get bob a doctor
he grabbed stacey by the legs and chopped it off her
and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
but ever since that day stacey went off to wander
they never found her
and bob still hangs at the waffle diner
and thats the story off bob and his marijuana
and what it might do to you
so see if the squirrels want it - its bad for you
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