Got my first ticket...

You're not stupid because your grammar sucks. Mjordan's grammar used to be subpar, but he's a very intelligent individual. Although I don't like the guy very much, Kuja has atrocious grammar, but he's a very intelligent person as well.

You, on the other hand, are an obsessive, neurotic, thick-headed fruitcake. You've proven this to be the case in countless situations, begging for moderation positions, threatening people for moderation positions and just generally being a dislikeable dumbass.

You're not a moron because of your horrid grammar. The horrid grammar is a symptom of your idiocy.

Yeah! And learn to spell!

I still remember when Quikspy begged me to take a moderative spot on his forum. All I had to think was, "Internet forum + quikspy = complete malfunction." and I was on my way.