Penny Bags & Kagom Jack?

Arkantis, let's play a game. Ever read one of those "Choose Your Own Adventure" Books? Well we are going to go on an adventure!!

You are sitting in your disgustingly greasy computer chair, giddy with ideas for new and exciting threads to post at Zelaron.com.

You are confronted with two choices:

A: Post about (insert anything).

B: Stop posting, period.
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RESULT OF CHOICE A: After cleaning the semen off your sweaty palms, you make your way towards the bathroom, away from your computer chair, satisfied with the rare orgasm orgasm that was a result of your "witty" post. You turn the corner only to find a 5'10 blonde haired man with a revolver. The last you see is a menacing face cackling at you... as you lie there in a pool of your own blood. You truly did go out with a bang.

RESULT OF CHOICE B: Everyone goes home happy!!
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I must say, I enjoyed that.