but I figured since I'm wearing a pink shirt, I might as well bring my level of raging homosexuality for myself to an all-time high.
God dammit!! Why the fuck does this keep happening?! I have to have a mouth full of soda when I read this kind of shit, and I end up spitting half of it all over my monitor! It's never just before I'm about to take a drink, or just after I've swallowed, it's always when I've got a mouthful of Mountain Dew!
Seems to be a pattern between that and the bees, maybe the world is out to get you Raziel. Trying to make you choke on mountain dew and sting the piss out of you.
That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.
That's a distinct possibility. One of these days, fate is just going to get tired of waiting. I'll open up a can of Mountain Dew and a swarm of wasps will fly out.
The prospect of these two ill fates combining into one event, said event being a swarm of wasps flying out of your Mountain Dew can, is quite humorous. I enjoyed it.
I aint no wigger,
so i don't like to rap,
im sick of all these niggers,
talkin about "bustin a cap",
but their wangs are bigger,
so im gonna go take a nap,
and dream,
about having a massive dong,
and rockin out the porno scene,
with my tremdously awesome schlong.
Omg h4x
Hybrid Mode
