Freestyle rap motherfucks!

Your fighting a battle you will never win//
your rhymes are weak, son it is a sin//
I enter the room and the lights go dim//
i'm the rhyme master,you all write me a hymn//
I am god to all you little wanna be nelly//
bitch, you actin like you will be on the tele//
but everyone here knows, i am the only one//
lurkin in the darkness, you all tryin to nunn//

just in case you don't know--v
nunn = avoid and stay away from deliberately; stay clear of
hymn = a song of praise

Dude like 5 posts were deleted form this thread......why do mods have to be such assholes!!

I like men
I live in a hen
I'm not black
I'm not wack
I'm white
And I cause a fright
Molesting is what I do
Tell all your children to hide at the zoo
Yep, you guessed it right
Jenna Jameson's pussy is very tight
But I don't have a pussy
I talk like a wussy
Although, I wish I had one
I used to be a Nigerian
I belong to the Black Sun Faction
My name is Michael Jackson

How about you record it... instead of taking minutes and minutes to write down. Freestyle is supposed to be about quick thinking, and your ability to rap... NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT OTHER DISS RHYMES WITH SHIT IN 30 MINUTES SO YOU CAN "BATTLE" ONLINE!

Tyran ur rhymes sounds like fucken poems man make them more hmm violent and make them flow better hehe hades knows how i rap... ill post in a bit

omg look fellas there we have our own mother goose!........ Hes filled with anger just because his mother is a protitute........... listen t dont get mad at us cuz your mother is loose it aint my fault she was getting boned by the skin flute wich has HiV and AIds and then she was bouncing up and down, broke her leg inside of an escalade.

yo, d3v is lucky i dont hit him and dismantle his bodie with a bus. mother fucker is lucky i dont slit open his nuts. mother fucker is lucky i dont cut off his dick and smack him with it in disgust, but in reality what i can do is take his ass back to diablo and rape him with my caducus.

BtW... Platnum that shit was funny lol

Whoa there Chief//
Use the edit feature//
Before I cap your ass//
Like an in-season creature//

Thank you.

Holy shit, he said he will be canadas most wanted. lol. I'm sure that will be hard to do.

P.S. Rap is a form of poetry dumb ass.

You come on dissin me saying I dont have flow//
you then prance around callin my mom a hoe//
your rhymes are weaker then a babies dick//
it must be hard grown up with a mom named Nick//
i'm hidden in the shadows, ready to slay//
butchers knife in one hand, ready to make you pay//
for the bullshit you bring, thinking your big//
you little bitch, i'm gonna break you like a twig//
sever your limbs while your still breathin air//
this battle's like a cat and a mouse, its just not fair//
I am the superior, bitch get on your fucking knees//
know your shakin, wanting to live, asking please//
your time's up, slit your wrists, gun to your arms//
bullets fire, splatter,bloods dripps from my charms//
you lay there shakin in pain, mutilated to hell//
you just felt the rath of the silver to the fuckin cell//
the fun just started, your families next//
finish your mom off, but not til after sex//
by mornin I'll be on Canada's most wanted//
now the whole continent is gonna be hanted//

That's all for now, you keep talkin shit and im gonna destroy you.
You best watch yourself.

you then trance around callin my mom a hoe//

You would be good, but your grasp of the english language is yet weak.

That would be 'prance'.

it's called a typo!

And why do you have to pick out the one thing that is wrong? Serioisly are you just bored?

...........changed.

Rhymes dont have to be violent! Most of the time they are, but I was just saying it as it is. For that stupid comment you made along with the weakest rhymes yet, your lucky I dont bust a cap in your ass.

And you started off too lines with the same words. Another thing, you put each line(lyrics like everyone else does on separate lines so its easier to see what rhymes. It is how it is suppose to be done. I take it ur a n00b at rapping to aren't cha?