Freestyle rap motherfucks!

omg look fellas there we have our own mother goose!........ Hes filled with anger just because his mother is a protitute........... listen t dont get mad at us cuz your mother is loose it aint my fault she was getting boned by the skin flute wich has HiV and AIds and then she was bouncing up and down, broke her leg inside of an escalade.

yo, d3v is lucky i dont hit him and dismantle his bodie with a bus. mother fucker is lucky i dont slit open his nuts. mother fucker is lucky i dont cut off his dick and smack him with it in disgust, but in reality what i can do is take his ass back to diablo and rape him with my caducus.

BtW... Platnum that shit was funny lol

Whoa there Chief//
Use the edit feature//
Before I cap your ass//
Like an in-season creature//

Thank you.

Hahahaha, nice vollstrecker.

And random noob with the alternating capital letters, your "rapping" sucked dick, especially because you actually tried.

penny i know your not talking about me.

Holy shit, he said he will be canadas most wanted. lol. I'm sure that will be hard to do.

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors
Were you born in a barn, shut the fucking door
You see, damn, cause I'm about to scare you
Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you
Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten
Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in
I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt
Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut
This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something
Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, haha
But it scared you cause people don't be doing that shit
But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it
Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit
I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH!
Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing
Alright, I'm done, turn them back, wait, where you going?

kkk pwnt

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of Horrors Were you born in a barn, shut the fucking door You see, damn, cause I'm about to scare you Blubablubabluba, okay now I dare you Close your eyes, open up your mouth, and count to ten Don't wanna, huh, cause you know my nuts are going in I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and glue it shut This is when I get crazy, lemme show you something Brrrr! You know what that means, it don't mean nothing, haha But it scared you cause people don't be doing that shit But me brrr! bitch brrr! I'm all about it Guess what I'm a serial killer, it's a bad habit I killed Tony, Lucky Charms, the silly rabbit, UH! Cut the lights, see that shit, I'm glowing Alright, I'm done, turn them back, wait, where you going? kkk pwnt

Wow, what a horrible excuse for some rhymes
your lyrics are so shitty, your rapping should be a crime
I know your just a tubby kid, prolly a professional on the piano
nope, your just a stupid whiney little bitch that looks like jay leno

The only way you could scare me, if you were my daddy
but we all know your not, cuz you aint got no nuts, so I ain't scared, i'm ready
ready for any kidna spam you can throw this way
ill flip it, trash it, make fun of it, and be on my way
anyone you try and flame will be made a joke, and make you sound gay
so get your merry ass steppin, and be on your way

Wow, that was horrently(sp) bad.

I'm twisted, I'll cut your finger off, and stick in your butt

You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
You are an idiot
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

DI DICKI DO DOM DI DOM DO DI DICK DO DOM DICKI DICKI DI DOM

Toot toot chugga chugga big red car!

Poetry is supposed to be peaceful! Do you think Shakespeare would light some G's up with his 9?

P.S. Rap is a form of poetry dumb ass.

You come on dissin me saying I dont have flow//
you then prance around callin my mom a hoe//
your rhymes are weaker then a babies dick//
it must be hard grown up with a mom named Nick//
i'm hidden in the shadows, ready to slay//
butchers knife in one hand, ready to make you pay//
for the bullshit you bring, thinking your big//
you little bitch, i'm gonna break you like a twig//
sever your limbs while your still breathin air//
this battle's like a cat and a mouse, its just not fair//
I am the superior, bitch get on your fucking knees//
know your shakin, wanting to live, asking please//
your time's up, slit your wrists, gun to your arms//
bullets fire, splatter,bloods dripps from my charms//
you lay there shakin in pain, mutilated to hell//
you just felt the rath of the silver to the fuckin cell//
the fun just started, your families next//
finish your mom off, but not til after sex//
by mornin I'll be on Canada's most wanted//
now the whole continent is gonna be hanted//

That's all for now, you keep talkin shit and im gonna destroy you.
You best watch yourself.

you then trance around callin my mom a hoe//

You would be good, but your grasp of the english language is yet weak.

That would be 'prance'.

it's called a typo!

And why do you have to pick out the one thing that is wrong? Serioisly are you just bored?

...........changed.

Something like that. Maybe I like to bother people.

A typo? the "t" and "p" are pretty far away from each other on a standard keyboard. Most typos happen because of a mistruck key adjacent to the intened point of impact... you my friend must have been hopped up on schnapps and raisinettes... because you missed by a long shot.

hush.....

No one suppose to know.

Now everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up and follow me
Everybody from the 313
Put your mothefucking hands up

Now while he stands tough
Notice that this man did not had his hands up
This free world got you gased up
Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, 4
4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1
You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none

This guy aint no mother-fuckin MC,
I know everything he's got to say against me,
I am white, I am a fuckin bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom,
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots
himself in the leg with his own gun,
I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl,
I'm still standin here screamin "FUCK THE FREE WORLD!"
Don't ever try to judge me dude
You don't know what the fuck i've been through

But i know something about you
You went to Cranbrook, that's a private school
What's the matter dawg? You embarrased?
This guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence

And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage
This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook
'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks
He's scared to death
He's scared to look in his fuckin yearbook, fuck Cranbrook

Fuck the beat, i go acapella
Fuck a papa doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody
Fuck y'all if you doubt me
I'm a piece of fucking white trash, i say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,
Here, tell these people something they dont know about me.