Fucking Jesus H. Christ I hate girls

Very true, but I don't think he needs to be getting loaded at 13.

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell.

From Heaven.

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell. From Heaven.

11, that is kind of depressing, heh.

As fun as alcohol can be (if you know your limits), you shouldn't encourage kids to start drinking.

They have to get the motivation somewhere. And if peer pressure from a Gaming Forum has that much influence on your social decisions..

Need I say it?

They have to get the motivation somewhere. And if peer pressure from a Gaming Forum has that much influence on your social decisions.. Need I say it?

Dude, look at these people.

Yeah... what the fuck was I thinking..?

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell. From Heaven.

hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!

hah, im 12, so if i can be like j00z when i grow up, i'll drink til my socks fall up!

That is, if you can find time in your schedule where you don't constantly clutter these forums with garbage.

Mjordan2nd, that girl is what we like to call a trick. She makes you jealous, and she makes you horny, but you're not gonna get anywhere with her. So just tell yourself, "fuck it," and get over her.

And don't fucking worry about relationships. Wait until you're a freshman, and fuck the easy girls. No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life. So take advantage of the sluts, and try to get with every girl you meet.

Alcohol can destroy your liver.

So can bullets... but we don't avoid bullets.

Dammit, my analogy made no fucking sense.

Oh well, ALCOHOL KICKS ASS.

No relationship is going to last, especially this early in your life

I beg to differ. I hooked up with my girlfriend when I was his age and we've been going strong for almost three years now.

Soon she'll feel that she's "wasted the last four years of her life."

Heh, I started getting loaded consistently when I was 11. He's years behind me, kid. Shots are fun. Alcoholism is my religion, and I'll see you all in Hell. From Heaven.

*continues from what Grav said*
Nor should you be proud that your liver has preceeded you into hell, and is waiting on you to start burning and decaying as well.