Well, the commercial does say "Mentos: The Freshmaker". He was just adding to the joke, and it was not unneccesary. Haha Slim taking it too seriously? He's not the one getting his undies in a bundle like you and flaming him.
Speaking of sucking cock, that is probably what your dog did just before breathing on you. He sucked his own wanker. You smelled his dog juice, sick fucker.