Just when you.......

He gets to eat steaks and shit in front of them. Just tease, but he cant go and punch them in the face.

I'm pretty sure that masterAC doesn't eat steak while watching inmates -_-.

I was at a jailhouse once, had to walk through this small area where all the inmates were. One of them slapped my ass (I was like, 7 at the time) and goes "Cute"...that still has scarred me :/

I was at a jailhouse once, had to walk through this small area where all the inmates were. One of them slapped my ass (I was like, 7 at the time) and goes "Cute"...that still has scarred me :/

Ah! now we know why you turned out that way!

that has nothing to do with me being bisexual...that was just a little kid being scared shitless by an inmate who probably was a child molestor.

I'm pretty sure that masterAC doesn't eat steak while watching inmates -_-.

I did that one time, culinary (the good cooks) made some steaks for the officers.

Yeah. Don't you fuck with these guys or anything? Get creative!

Well its a little hard to fuck with the guys on suicicde watch when they are sleeping, you are sitting in a sound proof room so alll you can really do is flip them the bird and eat food they arent gonna taste for 10 to 20.

I thought the story was going to go, "he tied his ball hairs together and hung himself."

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

GG platnum!

Ha.

Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha, that was the first time I have actually laughed out loud in the longest time on Zelaron.com. Excellent work Platnum.

And MAC, is there any way you can encourage them to commit suicide?

Not without getting fired, and if found out I encoruged them I would be jailed. I belive its a 7 to 10 year sentence If an officer helps an inmate commit suicide. I'll go look it up and find the term.

Edit:

Couldnt find the term online or in my employee hand book, and I'am not gonna ask at work Because they'll put me working the trusty dorm, Which is were all the rats are housed. You do anything wrong in there and the warden hears about it the next day.

That's fucking awesome, Platnum. Kudos.

*WHAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!*