Maybe I could convince my drummer, Jeff, to sacrifice a slice of butt-cheek for the purposes of skewering on a stick and roasting to perfection. He's got plenty of ass to go around, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
How about Cinnastix? Sure Papa John's reigns supreme when it comes to pwn garlic sauce... but I think the Dominoes Cinnastix are better than Papa John's.
Speaking of Tony Roma's (pwn), my aunt is just about a step down from CEO of the company that owns that chain, along with other restaurant chains like Burger King (sick).