Worst physical pain ever?

Probably have to be some burn that I can't think of right now... I can't remember any of the semi-major things that happened to me hurting... I tore off a large amount of skin and flesh (think meat) from my knee at Disney World, but I just stared at it and wondered why it didn't start bleeding immediately. I also had my big toenail torn off, but I was freaking out too much to notice any pain I think. I figure shock numbs pain.

How did you tear off your skin and flesh?

Having a riding lawnmower flip on you is the worst physical pain I've ever been in

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole.

AAAAHHHHHHHH hahahahahah

Oh, I thought you were going to say doubled cocked in the asshole.

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You vex me too much. You really need a beating.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

One time I had a pill lodged in my sinus (dont ask), and they froze my throat so they could stick things in it, and check where the pill was. Then, it was half worn off, and I breathed in cold canadian air, and it reacted really badly. So, I had the worst sore throat ever, and plus the pain of something stuck in my sinus, plus my nose was running hard core, and it just wouldnt stop. It was horrible, the worst sore throat you can imagine, your nose feels like its broken, plus it wont stop running. It sucked, but the worse thing is that this went on for about 48 hours straight. It was hell.

I was running and slipped. Let me reccomend that, if you plan on falling on something, don't make it a slippery metal rigged bridge.

The upside was that I got to ride around the rest of the day in a wheelchair. It was teh pwn.

The worst physical pain that I have actually experieced is going through a surgery on my head without any sort of numbness. The shot didn't numb the intended area of my head (i was getting some growth that could become cancerous removed and it was like, in my fucking skull), and they had to cut out this bitch with a scalpel. I was trying to scream, but the shot did make my cheeks tongue and jaw numb and I couldn't formulate any audible noises. Needless to say, it was fucking excruciating.

Probably getting my a good portion of my hand dipped in the fryolater at work. I wanted to die.

Whats a fryolater?

You hav e vast knowledge of appliances. Good.