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View Poll Results: Who would you rather?
Dan's girl 2 12.50%
Jabba the Hutt 14 87.50%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Posted 2004-07-31, 12:04 AM in reply to Slim's post starting "You...I'd rather do you than either of..."
Jabba. Why? Well, it's a stretch, but I think my reasoning is relatively solid.

At some point, Jabba had a nearly nude Princess Leia on his tubby hide. Now I'm willing to bet that Jabba's bathing habits are pretty irregular at best, and as such, there is a fairly good chance that she left some sort of sexy residue on him. If I had to bone one of them, I'd pick the Hutt, because at the very least I might get some of Leia's sweet secretions on me.

The converse is much more horrifying. At some point, that ape-beast at the top might have had a nearly nude Dan on her. That's a lose-lose situation if I've ever seen one.

So, in conclusion, Jabba the Hutt would have to be my choice.

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Oh my God! Jabba's got 100% of the vote so far! Hahahaha!!!

Last edited by Raziel; 2004-07-31 at 12:10 AM.
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