The Fifth Book of Lenny

And then the little orphan girl stood up
And there was much rejoicing
And the little orphan girl said "You asshole you fell on me"
And the little orphan girl proceeded to smack lenny in the face
And there was much rejoicing
And then Lenny died a horrible death and no one went to his funeral
And then Lenny was sent to hell
And he will spend all eternity there for his stupidity









































And there was much rejoicing

Wilma, how much for Book Seven?

Three bars of plantum.

Right.

Oh Plantum. Come to Lenny. I got chocolate for you! He he he he.

So, recap.

Books 1 - 4 had their own thread: The Four Books of Lenny..........

Books 5,6 and 7 have been made up in the Fifth Book of Lenny.......... thread.

I think we need a Book 8.

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Drum roll please...............

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And now, Ladies and Gentleman, I give to you....THE EIGTH BOOK OF LENNY!!!!

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The Eigth Book of Lenny..........
And so Lenny was left in hell.
And his personal demons tortured him.
And they made him drink -pH acids.
And Mr. Bob appeared and told the demons off for using a physical impossibilty.
And the demons shrugged and tortured Mr. Bob instead.
And Lenny escaped.
And there were many groans.
And Mr. Bob escaped. And there was much rejoicing.
And Platnum appeared, tempted by the chocolate.
And Lenny made him into three bars.
And Lenny gave Wilma the three bars of Platnum.
And so Lenny bought the rights to the Seventh Book of Lenny..........
And he threw a house party.
And he was thrown in the pool.
And he got wet.
And there was much rejoicing.

God stop fucking bringing this back from the dead.

Sorry. I could make a new thread for each book, but that just wastes space. Here, they're all in one thread.

God stop fucking bringing this back from the dead.

And so the resurrection continues. It seems fitting to resurrect with replying to above post.

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The Ninth Book of Lenny..........

And so Lenny crawled out of the pond.
And the people laughed at him all wet.
And Lenny became angry and threw the laughers in the pond.
And the people laughed at the laughers.
And Lenny said: "This pleases Lenny."
And Lenny went inside his house and had a shower.
And the water was too hot and burnt Lenny.
And he recieved medical attention.
And he was cured.
And he went home.
And the phone rang.
And so Lenny picked up the phone and answered: "Yo dude, you have reached the marijuana hotline. Sorry but we are not in at the moment. Press the # key and we will send you a free sample. Dude."
And he put the phone down.
And it rang again.
And he answered.
And a voice said: "STOP RESURRECTING THESE GOD-DAMNED BOOKS!"
And Lenny looked at the reciever.
And he said to it: "I am a personal friend of God, and do not think he would like you saying that."
And the reciever shouted back: "LIKE HELL. NOW STOP IT OR I'LL ZAGGGONISE YOU!"
And the reciever went dead.
And Lenny shrugged.
And Lenny sent zagggon a basket of highly poisonous Mantra plushie dolls.
And so zagggon became so excited he became dead.
And Lenny attended his funeral and made a fool of zagggon.
And GravitonSurge appeared and made a fool of Lenny.
And the people laughed.
And Lenny ran off.
And there was much rejoicing.

Instead of just refreshing this thread, just edit your post. That way only people that want to read this shit have to see it. Or kill yourself, either way everybody wins.

Right. So you wanna read this thread? That why you answer it?

Right. So you wanna read this thread? That why you answer it?

You fucking douchebag, nobody wants to read your inane bullshit "stories". Shut the fuck up.