this forums r kewl

Destroy yourself.

See who gives a fuck.

Lamb of God kicks my ass.

And yeah, Sov, that was pretty damned bad.

*taps counter*
Hey, is it where I check in?

I dunno is it?

Don't make me call the front desk.

That reminds me of something: http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=45789

*taps counter* Hey, is it where I check in?

Actually, I was looking for the bathroom.

I've seen tourists phoning the front desk because the front desk person has been on the phone for like 3 minutes.

"Do you serve tea in the hotel?"

(So, does your hotel have tea service? You probably won't do any of those due to your shift.)

American Iced Tea is gross.

My favorites are the summer tourists who bitch at me because the restaurant next door doesn't open up our continental breakfast early enough for them.

"It's 5:30 AM! I want soggy waffles now!"

(So, does your hotel have tea service? You probably won't do any of those due to your shift.)

No, we have tea bags for the guests to take, but we don't bring them up a piping hot cup of tea at their request.

Waffle bunny.

Did you say "Have a nice day." and do a check-out for them?

No, it's more of a "fuck you and your cat" kinda thing followed by a "toss-out" moreso than a checkout.

No, we have tea bags for the guests to take, but we don't bring them up a piping hot cup of tea at their request.

We had both of those, and a little lounge where they can sit and chat.

So this customer was wandering around, and he looked at me and asked if we served tea there.

"Yes, we do! The person at the front desk will.."
"He's at the phone."
"Ah I see. It'll be just a minute, he'll..."
"Can't you serve me tea?"
"Err, it is not my department... and..."
"WHAT? CAN'T I GET SOME SERVICE HERE?"

Then he went to the bathroom, and later he left.

Afterward, I talked to the front desk person and he said he was not even on the phone for the last half an hour.

I had a guy come up to check out just a few weeks ago who was pretty unreasonable as well. Upon checking him out of the system and charging his credit card, he decides after I'm finished to complain that he didn't get the AARP discount.

Me: I apologize, sir. If you could just show me your AARP membership card, I would be more than happy to apply the discount and re-credit the appropriate amount to your credit card.

Him: Well, I don't have my fucking card on me.

Me: Well, then I apologize, sir, but I can't just apply the discount without proof of membership.

Him: I am 65-fucking-years old, I was told on the phone that I'd get a 10% discount, and goddammit I'm going to get that fucking discount!

Me: (Anger now reaching critical mass) Again, I am sorry sir, but unless you provide proof of your membership, I can't offer you the discount.

Him: (literally ten minutes of ranting about how he's old, deserves the discount, I should be ashamed of myself, blah, blah all the while making the people behind him wait angrily)

Me: OKAY FINE. (I apply the discount, re-credit his card and immediately turn my attention to the next person in line without saying another word)

Him: You know people usually say "Thank You" to their guests.

Me

Actually, it was just a bunch of shit cropped together from the tv shows andromeda, startrek, and the game starcraft -.-.

Actually, it was just a bunch of shit cropped together from the tv shows andromeda, startrek, and the game starcraft -.-.

That's a whole lotta nerd right there.

I can't criticize, however. My friends and I still make jokes about "failing our saves" when we screw something up.

Pets are allowed? I think there is only one pet-friendly room in the hotel I worked in. Well, 50 rooms.

Actually, yeah, we allow pets in all of our rooms. I just love it when I get somebody checking in who requests a "no pet" room and they get all pissy when I have to tell them that there's no such thing on our property.

You eat Lamb of God too!?

People really wonder why I don't have a job? After listening to that crap, I'm not getting one until I'm broke and living in a box somewhere.

You eat Lamb of God too!?

Yes. Tastes like crackers.


Kuja`s, you're "Mortally", right?

Like.. oyster crackers?

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