What state is your keyboard in?

have had many keyboards lately .
My very first , old keyboard , had the worst treatment though
First , I pulled out the left windows key.
Then , the caps lock key. Then some F keys.
Then , after a raugh night , and me with a terrible hangover , i got so angry that my bro was eating crisps again , and my whole keyboard was fucked up , I desided to pull out every key that was fucked up. Which ended up with me pulling out every key that my bro touched .
I then started puttng the keys back randomly , which ended up with the T inn the place of the E and so on...

Oh well , I got myself a nice "Dell" keyboard now , you can hear my typing in whole of the room though .