A friend of mine bought me my first 'big knife'

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A guy bought me a knife, he's 16, so he can buy knives in the state of missouri.

Thats what it looks like, except the cutting edge is silver/white.

Machete's fucking rock. I was sharpening it 3 hrs straight, and it cuts well now.

That's.. dumb, heh. Go cut bamboo.

what are you going to do with that except cut plants all day? or are you going to be jason reborn

Well, he's ugly, and everyone hates him. So probably.

yeah lets go throw him in a lake

hes going to become a dark ninja with mystical powers!





or hes just gonna cut the fat off his chin...

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Should have gotten a katana.

Yes , those rock.
Even a fucking kitchen knife cuts better than a Machete

Jasons Machete gets the job done though!

just don't forget to cut from up to down, not from left to right...

by the way, you'd have been better off with a tanto or something that looks cooler

Hehe , yes.

here are some instructions :

Wonder how many people you helped to suicide there Death.

Hmm , I hope as much as possible

just don't forget to cut from up to down, not from left to right... by the way, you'd have been better off with a tanto or something that looks cooler

Yeah... go ahead joke about suicide all you want. Fine. But your signature is fucking retarded. My cousin and a very close friend died earlier in the year because they didn't have their seatbelts on. Joking about that isn't funny to me. Take it like a man. Hah. I am sure both of these guys could have beat the living shit out of you.

I thought I replied to this thread... But I didn't!

Same here, im on a role to get 2000 posts. Thats a pretty shitty knife. Its just long, but has no uber awsome design to it.

Im all aware of this

It doesnt cut well, but you can easially fix that with some elbow greese and a knife sharpener. Or you can pay 10$ to get it sharpened. Its just a big knife, i know, it looks neat because its a BIG knife.

I didnt say it was uber or owning or 'pwn' or anything.

He just bought me a big knife.

And I wouldn't accept it cuzz its not umber pwning. im just sayin.

Hehe , yes. here are some instructions :

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