I'm a Douchebag!!!!

Candyland? I most certainly hate that game. Look what it's done to your supple thighs!

That's not what yo mama said last night.

She just gets excited to see someone with more cottage cheese on her legs than she has.

I think that's what attracts idiots to this forum. They have some sort of brain ripple detector, and seek out coralish craniums. Either that or you suck.

Actually, it was yo' mama that was doing the sucking last night!

So tell me, when you're getting jiggy with it do you yell out OH! OH HEIN! AUCH!

Actually, I shout "mein" followed by "furher". Then I mix a bunch of random gibberish together like "das boot!" and "krankenschwester brauten!"