Titusfied said:
How exactly did Batman beat Superman? Was it some gay light shining/kyrptonite contest?
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He's used both methods to best Superman. It's not like they fight every week, Titus. The fact that he was independantly able to learn Supes' secrets (and what ridiculously
obscure secrets they are) is a testament to his detective skills. On top of that, the fact that he even
has samples of Kryptonite in his possession makes him an unfathomably dangerous opponent.
King said:
Well, Raziel, for that to even be possible, batman would have to somehow know that Spiderman is Peter Parker. I don't think batman would really have an urge to defeat Peter Parker. He would be after spider man.
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Actually, no, he'd be after Peter Parker. Why? Because the image of "Spiderman" gives the individual a certain amount of leverage. It gives them strength. Having that advantage stripped away makes Batman more powerful. It rips away that psychological line of defense between Batman and the normal guy behind the Spiderman mask. Without "Spiderman", the kid is just Peter Parker, a barely adult, self-doubting nerd with a rocky history behind him.
Batman's
first line of action would be to learn Spiderman's true identity, because he wasn't
born "Spiderman". He's a normal person under that mask, and normal people have issues to exploit. It wouldn't even be that
difficult to figure out who he really was anyway. Parker has been leaving a bread-crumb trail a mile wide since donning the mask. What, being
constantly in the right place at the right time to snap photos of Spidey in action, the both of them
constantly involved in heroics and emotional attachment with Mary Jane Watson and not to mention the substantial list of Spidey's enemies who have learned his secret over the course of time. Bats has an
innumerable stockade of sources with which to figure out who Parker really is.
Once that is accomplished, it's simple detective work, and Batman is a
master detective. He'd go through the entire back catalogue of Spidey's previous failues, both emotionally and heroically and use them to his advantage. He'd research and document all of the enemies that Spidey has either flat-out
lost to, or at least been beaten silly by and he'd figure out the most effective strategies that each of those villains employed. He'd concoct an amalgam master plan of attack, using all of the successful elements of those villains' previous encounters with Parker, and omitting the flaws. He'd then combine that plan with his knowledge of Parker's emotional and heroic shortcomings, he'd make sure that the location in which they fought would be to
his choosing, he'd rig the hell out of the arena with his traps and would use his cunning to demolish Parker's resolve before the fight even began. Parker would enter the fight confident in his abilities, Batman would lay the psychological smack-down on his enemy causing his participation in the fight to either die completely or falter severely, and then Batman would finish him off by using his infallible amalgam master plan of attack. He would have every contingency spotted and dealt with ahead of time, he would have every one of his attacks (both psychological and physical) fine-tuned to the point of being fail-proof and Peter Parker would lie helpless at his feet within moments.
That is why Batman is the most dangerous comic character ever created. Peter Parker doesn't stand a chance.